When cleaning out the garage there are some supplies that are necessary. I recommend a good supply of back injury medication. Other recommended items would be:- A large sign for the front yard stating, "WE ARE NOT HAVING A GARAGE SALE!"
- A trash dumpster delivered right to your driveway.
- A sentry posted to keep away those nosey neighbors who have just been dying to see what you've kept in your garage all of these years.
- A sense of humor.
- A cleaning partner who insists you throw away 5 items for every one you keep.
- A mid-size army to assist.
And if all of that fails - perhaps a gallon of gasoline and a match.*
*Disclaimer: I am in no way promoting arson as a garage cleaning method.
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